the Holly J: Tries to withhold true intentions but ultimately forcefully bursts into the room with an air of entitlement and revenge.
The Heather Sinclair: Possibly an urban legend-everyone is so sure of its existence that you begin to doubt if it ever existed.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Introducing the "Degassi" vernacular
The Spinner: Loud, obnoxious, lingers waaaay too long
The Manny: Just a "mess," really; usually accompanied by an airy whine
The JT: Relatively annoying, but surprisingly virile.
The Ashley: Somewhat musical in timbre, but you hate it every time she comes around, regardless.
The Paige: Annoying, Scene Stealer, forces everyone to acknowledge her even without their consent.
The Jay: You feel like it's going to let you down but then comes through at the end.
The Emma: A salad fart; relatively prissy.
The Craig: At first you're kind of intrigued...but then it sticks around just a little too long to be useful.
The Marco: Generally mellow, but can erupt during emotionally volatile situations; tends to gravitate toward males.
The Jimmy: Rushes in for the slam dunk, can't quite deliver, then rolls out slowly.
The Toby: A timid, less potent version of The JT.
The Jane: While the dramatic presentation might turn heads, people lose interest when they realize there's really nothing backing it up.
The "Snake": Comforting that you can count on him always being around, but equally disconcerting that you can count on him always being around.
The Manny: Just a "mess," really; usually accompanied by an airy whine
The JT: Relatively annoying, but surprisingly virile.
The Ashley: Somewhat musical in timbre, but you hate it every time she comes around, regardless.
The Paige: Annoying, Scene Stealer, forces everyone to acknowledge her even without their consent.
The Jay: You feel like it's going to let you down but then comes through at the end.
The Emma: A salad fart; relatively prissy.
The Craig: At first you're kind of intrigued...but then it sticks around just a little too long to be useful.
The Marco: Generally mellow, but can erupt during emotionally volatile situations; tends to gravitate toward males.
The Jimmy: Rushes in for the slam dunk, can't quite deliver, then rolls out slowly.
The Toby: A timid, less potent version of The JT.
The Jane: While the dramatic presentation might turn heads, people lose interest when they realize there's really nothing backing it up.
The "Snake": Comforting that you can count on him always being around, but equally disconcerting that you can count on him always being around.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
What we've all been waiting for: The Anya & The Sav
The Anya: Lulls you into a false sense of security, then drops a major bomb
The Sav: Clumsy, cowardly and desperate-yet inexplicably charming.
The Sav: Clumsy, cowardly and desperate-yet inexplicably charming.
This just in: The Johnny & The Bruce
The Johnny: Starts out forceful but trails off as if an apology on it's rough first impression.
The Bruce: Infiltrates where it doesn't belong, but always good for a laugh
The Bruce: Infiltrates where it doesn't belong, but always good for a laugh
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